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Angels, Vampires & Douche Bags Testimonials
“This book was a revelation…Congratulations on a meaningful contribution to pop culture.” -Anne Brodie, Monsters and Critics
“…had me laughing out loud and also nodding in agreement at sound advice about serious topics neatly camouflaged between humorous observations…her advice is seasoned and delivered in a very approachable manner… I went from never having heard of her to wanting to be her friend.” -Kate Vendetta, Icon Vs Icon
“A very original take on the times we live in…prompted me to consider ordering this book in bulk to distribute to a number of folks I know who might recognize themselves in Collins funhouse mirrors.” -Dr. Wesley Britton, Bookpleasures.com
“I didn’t know a lot about Carla before reading her book, but I’m a fan for life now! ‘Angels, Vampires & Douche Bags’ is laugh out loud, rolling on the floor, funny.” -Readaholic
“Carla Collins is warm, witty and seriously funny. Everyone should read this book. You’ll be glad you did.” -www.blogcritics.org
“…I became so absorbed in this book that I continued to read it until the wee hours of the night…I actually laughed so hard and loud that I started the dogs barking outside.” -Margaret Marr, www.nightsandweekends.com
“I just knew that, somehow, Carla would figure out a way to write a book that could be funny and inspirational and this one truly is. I loved, loved reading this book. Carla’s humor is crazy…Buy this book! It’s hysterically funny.” -Tina Avon, Bookshipper.com
The Flying Beaver Pubaret
Friday, March 2nd, 2012
Saturday, March 3rd, 2012
9 pm
488 Parliament Street
Toronto, ON
647-347-6567
The Whitefire Theatre
Carla Collins' Venus Envy
Saturday, March 31st
8 pm
13500 Ventura Blvd
Sherman Oaks, CA
818-998-2324
www.whitefiretheatre.com



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