In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through seventy-two imaginary friends, multiple fiancés, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible–and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.


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Every time a copy of Carla’s book is purchased,an angel gets its chicken wings.




“If I quoted all of my favorite lines I’d pretty much be duplicating the entire book…”

“This book was a revelation… Congratulations on a meaningful contribution to pop culture.”
-Anne Brodie, Monsters and Critics

“…had me laughing out loud and also nodding in agreement at sound advice about serious topics neatly camouflaged between humorous observations…her advice is seasoned and delivered in a very approachable manner… I went from never having heard of her to wanting to be her friend.”
-Kate Vendetta, Icon Vs Icon

“A very original take on the times we live in…prompted me to consider ordering this book in bulk to distribute to a number of folks I know who might recognize themselves in Collins funhouse mirrors.”
-Dr. Wesley Britton,

“I didn’t know a lot about Carla before reading her book, but I’m a fan for life now! ‘Angels, Vampires & Douche Bags’ is laugh out loud, rolling on the floor, funny.”